Monday, 8 July 2013

Girls and dogs...

Ms Kitimat Realtor.....

Saturday was one of the two Regatta's in the was blistering hot. I was a Volunteer on the dock...getting crews loaded and off their boats without anyone going into the drink.  I had a title even....DOCKMASTER.....fuk yeah....I could get used to that.

Buddy sent this along and I can't help but laugh....

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital.
Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
"I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon.
"The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"
"Oh God no!" cries the man "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?"
"The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm.
I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."
"Go for it doc," says the man, "as long as I can play golf again."
The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course
when he bumped into the surgeon.
"Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon
"Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life.
My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved."
"That's great," said the surgeon.
"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved,
I've learned how to sew my own clothes
and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolours."
"Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant
was such a great success.
Are you having any side effects?"
"Well, just one problem," said the golfer,
"Every time I get an erection, I also get a headache."

Just ran across this and thought I'd share it.

"Glory" - taken from the film Essie Jain, All Became Golden from Essie Jain on Vimeo.

Off to the Kitimat River hot hot....

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